Long Live Kerala University!!!

theres actually nothing wrong in blessing the university with long life...but it seems the university has found its own (probably better) solution to live loooooooooooooong - er...postpone the exams whenever there's a little more space in the newspapers...and thats some extra life for the university (and its good deed towards the press media)...KU's formula for outliving other univs in the country!!

every yr the exams(?) r more than just an adventure... hey, if u r on the look out for a partner to chill out during summer.... ur search is over; KU is 'there' to turn u 'cool'(in engg terms, 'loss of heat') ...and give u some kinda banging attitude...who cares abt the exams anyway??

by the way the latest rumour was that the hall ticket printing machine's cartridge's
ink supply got exhausted and they indefinitely postponed the exams....and who's the wonderful source of this wonderful piece of information??? oh yeah, our common friend's neighbour's cousin's sister's mother-in-law used to work in an office adjacent to the university's meeting room, yeah the white building in the next compound (aliens from faraway induced nostalgia in her and she visited her old workplace)...and since she got bored in the afternoon she decided to peep out through the window and strained her neck to see whats happening...and my-oh-my!!! if it had been not for her eavesdropping on the univs timekilling plots, we their army would have been notified of their decisions only after the end of the world!!!

the longest an exam has ever been postponed by the university is only 6 months...thats only a whole semester...looking at it in a different way, KU makes us engineers in a time that is much less than 4 yrs...wow, so we r infact those lucky intelligent few!!!

if ur mobile connection provides u with free messaging, y dont u pick it up right now and chart out a timetable for the exams...but be careful!! its a highly competitive field...so u really need to rack ur brains... ah but engineering a timetable will be nothing compared to what KU prepares u to achieve in later life...

its a clash of two groups within the university!! when students r given more time to scratch unscarred places on their heads, a "crisis management committee" is setup to "look into the matter"...then they sanction a loan from the govt to construct a "planning hall/conference room/brainstorming court" where they "sit and argue" on the first day, "sit and solve" the next day, "sit and plan" later and when it doesnt work out, they will "conduct an enquiry" for which a squad has to be teamed up ("sit and discuss/choose")...hey, but what abt our exams, mr.officer?

while theres still time to enjoy, watch movies and walk in the rain, one must be grateful to this very punctual university that adheres strictly to fulfilling its targets in time!!! so, it will be quite a revolution when students start to feel the heat of nearing(??) exams(?!#$)

do add ur comments n ideas...a li'l sarcasm is not gonna be too evil u know...:)